In My Delu-luteal Phase Tee – PMS Energy Activated

Some days you’re chill. Other days? You’re in your delu-luteal phase—and everyone better act accordingly.

This hilarious and painfully accurate tee is for the baddies battling bloating, mood swings, irrational attachment to memes, and delusional optimism… all thanks to hormones. Soft cotton with a bold distressed font and lavender script detail makes it cute, cozy, and slightly unhinged in the best way.

Wear it when you’re spiraling, thriving, or crying over chicken nuggets. We don’t judge.

Details:

• 100% soft cotton (because comfort matters, sis)
• Distressed bold block lettering with lavender script detail
• Unisex fit — true to size or size up for oversized meltdown mode
• Available in classic black or white
• PMS-ready, cycle-approved, and chaos-certified

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Wash cold. Dry low. Cry sporadically.